Prison vs. Work

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Prison vs. Work

 

In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.

At work, you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.

 

In prison, you get three meals a day.

At work, you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.

 

In prison, you get time off for good behaviour.

At work, you are rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

 

At work you must carry around a security card, unlock, and open all the doors yourself.

In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.

 

In prison, you can watch TV and play games.

At work, you are fired for watching TV and playing games.

 

In prison, they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.

At work, you are just ball and chained.

 

In prison, you get your own loo.

At work, you have to share.

 

In prison, they allow your family and friends to visit.

At work, you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

 

In prison, taxpayers pay all expenses, with no work required.

At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

 

In prison, you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.

At work, you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.

 

In prison, you can join many programs, which you can leave at any time.

At work, there are some programs you can never get out of.

 

In prison, you have full medical coverage with no deductibles.  

At work, you get partial coverage and pay all the deductibles.

 

In prison, there are wardens who are often sadistic.

At work, we have managers.

 

In prison when a judge said you got life, you got guaranteed security for life.  

At work, you got laid off when they thought you're old.

 

In prison, they will pay my way through school to learn a new career and give me time to do it.  

At work, they will pay for my education but I must do it on my own time.