There was an Englishman, a Frenchman and a stupid man...

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There was an Englishman, a Frenchman and a stupid man...

 

The three went on a hunting trip, and split up to contest who could hunt the best game.

 

On the first day, the Englishman returned with a large deer.

 

To his amazement, the stupid man asked, "How did you catch that?"

 

"I simply followed the tracks," said the Englishman.

 

The next day, the Frenchman returned with a sack of pheasants slung over his shoulder.

 

Impreased, the stupid man asked, "How did you catch that?. Just as the Englishman said, the Frenchman replied,

 

"I simply followed the tracks."

 

On the next day, the trio returned empty handed, but with the stupid man utterly mauled.

 

"Dear god, did you encounter a bear?" the Englishman inquired with concern.

 

"No, it must have been a moose!" the Frenchman argued.

 

"No, I listened to your advice," the stupid man said angrily,

 

"I followed the tracks and got hit by a train!"