5 Pearls of Scottish Wisdom

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5 Pearls of Scottish Wisdom

1. Money cannot buy happiness but, somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than in a Yugo GV.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bum’s s name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble & he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve problems, but then neither does milk.