A koala was getting stoned on a tree

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A koala was getting stoned on a tree

 

When suddenly a small lizard appears and asks "hey man! What are you doing?"

 

"I'm getting stoned!" Replies the koala.

 

"Wanna join?" So the lizard climbs up the tree and smokes with the koala.

 

Suddenly, he feels very thirsty so he tells the koala he's going down to the river to drink and that he will be back in a second, but he is so stoned he falls in to the river he's drinking from!

 

A crocodile notices and asks "hey what are you doing!" "I'm sorry" said the lizard timidly "I'm too high to keep balance!" "Who gave you the drugs?" Asked the crocodile "The koala on the tree."

 

The crocodile makes his way towards the tree, angered that drugs are being used. He sees the koala smoking away and sternly asks "Hey you! What do you think you're doing?"

 

The koala stares at the large crocodile confused and finally replies.

 

"Holy shit dude.... How much water did you drink?"