A man buys a parrot for $2,500

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A man buys a parrot for $2,500

 

The minute he brings the parrot into his house, the bird starts cussing at him, screaming, yelling and calling him every degrading name in the book.

 

Day in, day out, all the parrot does is give the poor guy a hard time.

 

The man tries to be nice, he tries pleading with the parrot, he tries disciplining the bird. Nothing works. The parrot gets worse and worse every day.

 

One day, the man had enough. During a particularly nasty rant from the parrot, he grabs the bird and shoves it in the freezer. He sits down on the couch for a few minutes to calm down. Finally, he goes to check on his parrot. He takes the bird out of the freezer and it's a new parrot who has nothing but respect and admiration for him.

 

Day in, day out, the parrot gets nicer and nicer to the man. Finally, he asks the parrot what changed during his 4 minutes in the freezer.

 

 

I saw what happened to the chicken!