uk666 5,298 Report post Posted March 10, 2017 Two Guys at a Bar A gentleman is sitting at a bar when another man sits at the stool next to him. He sees that the man orders a scotch, which is what he is drinking. After a few minutes they get to talking and as soon as they both speak it is obvious they have heavy Irish accent's. The one man says to the other, "You're from Ireland?" and the man nods. So he reply's "Meeeee toooo! Lets have a drink to Ireland" And they both drink to Ireland. The other man says "Where abouts in Ireland?" He responds "Dublin". So the other reply's again "Meeeee toooo! Lets have a drink to Dublin" And they both drink to Dublin. They are both starting to get buzzed, and once again one says to the other: "What school did ya graduate from?" "Saint Mary's" responds the man. To which the other reply's yet again "Meeee Toooo!, Lets have a drink to good ole Saint Mary's" And they drank to Saint Mary's. By this time both men are feeling the scotch, and one of the man says "This is getting pretty weird,,, What year did you gradutate?" "1972" says the other man. To which the other reply's "No shit, Meee Toooo!! Lets drink to the great year of our lord 1972" And they drank to 1972. Around this time another man walks into the bar, looks around, sees the men and asks the bartender whats going on. To which the bartender reply's "Not much, the Maloney twins are drunk again" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
