Two 9/11 conspiracy theorists are in a plane when it crashes

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Two 9/11 conspiracy theorists are in a plane when it crashes

 

An instant later they find themselves in the afterlife, being judged by Almighty God Himself.

 

One falls to his knees, "I deplore you, all-powerful Creator of the universe! Before you judge me, I humbly beg you, reveal who was behind the September 11 attacks!"

 

God sighs. "Muslim extremists. Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden did it."

 

His friend leans down and whispers, "Damn, dude.

 

This thing goes way higher up than we ever realized."