I met this girl the other day and she...

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I met this girl the other day and she.....

 

took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly.

 

I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open.

 

“Oh shit , it’s my boyfriend!” she exclaimed “Quick, use the backdoor”.

 

Now it’s at about this time I probably should have left.....

 

......but you just don’t get an offer like that every day.