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Crazy Signs...

 

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READs:
We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you !

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
"Blind man driving."

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Trucks:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels !


At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,

You've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke,

we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.  However, if you
don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

 

In a Flower Shop

Spring is here..

I'm so excited, I wet my plants !

And the best one for last.;
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

 

 

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