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bmo last won the day on June 7

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About bmo

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  • Birthday 01/30/1941

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    Most Southern Tip of Canada
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    Golf, Amateur Radio, New Gal Friend...

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  1. A lesson in the end that we can cheer about...
  2. bmo

    Push

    Love it...
  3. bmo

    Snappy Dresser

    Ooops... Don't want to picture that one...
  4. Mexican Word for the Day Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Wheelchair. We Only Have One Enchilada Left, But Don't Worry "Wheelchair". Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Mushroom. When All The Family Get In The Car, There is not "Mushroom" Left. Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Bishop My Wife Fell Down The Stairs, So I had To Pick The "Bishop". Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Budweiser. That Girl Has A Nice Body, "Budweiser" Face So Ugly? Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Herpes. My Friend And I Ordered Pizza. I Got My Piece And She Gotr "Herpes". Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Chicken. My Wife WantedMe To Go To The Store, But "Chicken" Go Herself. Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Cheese. Juanita Likes Me But "Cheese" Ugly. Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Bodywash. I Wanted To Go To The CLub Tonight, But No "Bodywash" My Kids.
  5. Sunday morning senior sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
  6. Profound words from Chinese Emperor "Yang Lee Zhou" All men are seduced into believing they're marrying or dating nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves.... But the maniac stays.
  7. And it is his 4th..?? Arrogance at its peak...
  8. bmo

    A mental hospital

    Oops in a mental hospital... grin...
  9. bmo

    Animal Capturing Service

    Good backup Plan... Grin...
  10. I can use that one... Ha Ha...
  11. bmo

    Driver’s Seat Puzzle

    Fooled me...?
  12. bmo

    Sitting On Veranda

    That's when and how it started... woo woo..
  13. bmo

    Farmhouse

    Wonder... did he bring his shotgun with him...??
  14. bmo

    Caught speeding

    Now that is a big Ooops...
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