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bmo last won the day on November 28 2018

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  1. 2 Jewish Men in Mexico Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe,"Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?" Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter." When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks." He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews." Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen. While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere." The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews." "Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!" Ready for this....... "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter. "All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
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    Was that injury sustained in Baltimore..???
  3. bmo

    Fish Tale

    A Catholic for sure...
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    Joining The Police

    Yup - that'll work just fine...
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    Standing Ovation

    Opportunist huh - Would make a good Politician...
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    Was that guy Irish..?
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    Father Of My Kids

    Sweat gone - whew...
  8. Yippeee... fixed that teacher...
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    Helicopter Crash

    Got aa good point there...
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    Whiskey Courage

    Oops... not what he thought he'd hear huh...
  11. Didn't say anything about the new GF..?
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    Good one...
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    Salesperson Job

    Typical Millennial.. ouch...
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    Best Position for Prayer

    Can't top thyat one...
  15. bmo

    Not Genuine

    Do most inmates have low IQ's..?? Great other skills tho... grin...