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bmo last won the day on February 20

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About bmo

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  • Birthday 01/30/1941

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    Most Southern Tip of Canada
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    Golf, Amateur Radio, New Gal Friend...

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  1. That'll do it - Thank you so-o much for your help... Cheers, bmo
  2. bmo

    Money for nothing!

    An eye opener for sure...
  3. Now I know more stuff... Thanks for the info...
  4. bmo

    Nord vpn was hacked

    I'm a wee bit late getting educated but suspected long ago that VPN's were not as secure as many think... Thanks for the add wise words... cheers...
  5. Any help would be appreciated... Thanks...
  6. Everything is good - Thanks for the help and guidance...
  7. bmo

    I Paint What I Feel

    Not art for sure...
  8. bmo

    Huge fire

    Good Paddy Joke...
  9. bmo

    Bra Fitting

    Good choice for her and more fun for him...
  10. bmo

    Valuable Elements

    Sounds Like He got a great education by watching Mom...
  11. bmo

    Cut Off What

    Run Mountain Man Run...
  12. bmo

    Goodnight Kiss

    Gotta remember that comeback... Neato...
  13. 1. Law of Mechanical Repair -After your hands become coated withgrease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.2.Law of Gravity -Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.3.Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.4.Law of Random Numbers -If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal; someone always answers.5.Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.5.Law of the Bath -When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.6.Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.7.Law of the Result -When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!!8.Law of Biomechanics -The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.9. The Coffee Law -As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.10.Murphy's Law of Lockers -If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.11. Law of Physical Surfaces -The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.12. Law of Logical Argument -Anything is possible IF you don't know what you are talking about.13. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it OR the store will stop selling it!
  14. bmo

    First Aid