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About bmo

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  • Birthday 01/30/1941

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    Most Southern Tip of Canada
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    Golf, Amateur Radio, New Gal Friend...

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  1. bmo

    Download Google Earth Pro Version for Free

    Nice - thank you...
  2. bmo

    Buried With Money

    The lawyer lives up to his reputation...
  3. bmo

    Special Ring

    Wow - Wish I could have used that when I was younger...
  4. bmo

    Life Support

    That would make me sick too...
  5. bmo

    New Heart

    Sounds correct to me...
  6. HillBilly AdviceFrom the Hillbilly Book of Manners1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.Dining Out1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs.Entertaining in your Home1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.Personal Hygiene1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.Dating (Outside the Family)1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: 'I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.'3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say 'Monday.' If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, 'Ya'll sure don't sweat much for a fat gal.'Weddings1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.4. Though uncomfortable, say 'yes' to socks and shoes for this special occasion.5. It is not appropriate to tell the groom how good his wife is in the sack.Driving Etiquette1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.3. Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.4. When sending your wife/girlfriend down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.5. Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.6. Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.Two Reasons it is Hard to Solve a Hillbilly Murder1. All the DNA is the same.2. There are no dental records3. Dating WITHIN the family excludes the need for etiquette, your sister wont expect anything special
  7. That'll do it - Thank you so-o much for your help... Cheers, bmo
  8. bmo

    Money for nothing!

    An eye opener for sure...
  9. Now I know more stuff... Thanks for the info...
  10. bmo

    Nord vpn was hacked

    I'm a wee bit late getting educated but suspected long ago that VPN's were not as secure as many think... Thanks for the add wise words... cheers...
  11. Any help would be appreciated... Thanks...
  12. Everything is good - Thanks for the help and guidance...
  13. bmo

    I Paint What I Feel

    Not art for sure...
  14. bmo

    Huge fire

    Good Paddy Joke...
  15. bmo

    Bra Fitting

    Good choice for her and more fun for him...
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