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bmo last won the day on November 28 2018

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About bmo

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  • Birthday 01/30/1941

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  1. bmo

    Best Position for Prayer

    Can't top thyat one...
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    Not Genuine

    Do most inmates have low IQ's..?? Great other skills tho... grin...
  3. bmo

    A Tricky Question

    Yup - I had a woops like that once...
  4. These Might Crack You Up... Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve. A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.” A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …” What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats. Why should the number 288 never be mentioned? It’s two gross. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador. What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code. Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving little messages around the house. How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90. What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad. Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me! I’m dating this wonderful girl and she has a twin. People often ask me how I can tell them apart – but it’s easy, really. Jane likes to paint her fingernails and Tom has a willie.
  5. bmo

    The Church Gossip

    Mildred is now "The talk of the Town".!
  6. bmo

    Physical Activity Routine

    Been there...
  7. bmo

    Pregnant Mystery

    Out of the mouths of Babes...
  8. bmo


    My place gets that way now and then...
  9. bmo

    A Foot Race

    Smart lady - I would have contemplated doing the same...
  10. bmo

    loudest Fart wins!

    Too funny...
  11. bmo

    Beretta Pistol Testimonial

    They should wear a letter on their forhead to warn us men of these kind... ugh..
  12. bmo

    The Roasting Pan

    Truth hurts at times... The little girl grew up instantly...
  13. bmo

    Scared Alligator

    Oops... What is Grandma going to do now... Ha Ha...
  14. bmo

    Beer Shampoo

    Great Cashier... Need more like that one...