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bmo last won the day on September 11

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About bmo

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  • Birthday 01/30/1941

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  1. bmo

    Shiny Diamond Ring

    I'll bet he was a lawyer..!
  2. bmo

    Burning Brakes Smell

    I would be too... Ha Ha...
  3. bmo

    Super Healthy Granny

    Well spoken...
  4. bmo

    The Sandwich Situation

    Were they blonde ladies...??
  5. A.A.A.D.D. - KNOW THE SYMPTOMS..! Thank GOD there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, And notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back On the table and take out the garbage first... But then I think, Since I'm going to be near the mailbox When I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, And see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, So I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Diet Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, But first I need to push the Diet Coke aside So that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Diet Coke is getting warm, And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Diet Coke, A vase of flowers on the counter Catches my eye--they need water. I put the Diet Coke on the counter and Discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, But first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter , Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, But first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, But quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, Get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to Remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: The car isn't washed, The bills aren't paid, There is a warm can of Diet Coke sitting on the counter, The flowers don't have enough water, There is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, And I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, And I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, And I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
  6. bmo

    A blonde And Two Brunets

    I'll bet the cop was blonde too...
  7. bmo

    The Umbrella Thief

    What are the odds of that huh...
  8. Hello again my friend...  I've been away a lot this summer and haven't paid much attention to the forum.?

    I was wondering if the special access is still available and what the current PW is...?

    Please update me as I've lost the details...

    Hoep the day is good to you...  Brian

    1. Rædwulf


      please reference to the PM i sent you, sir... :sun:

  9. I do not cherish 5G spreading.... Health problems going to be doubled or even more..!
  10. bmo

    Misspelled Name

    Sounds normal to me too... grin...
  11. bmo

    Equal Privileges!

    Well DOne...
  12. bmo

    Heartiest Apologies

    Kinda brings a tear to my eyes....
  13. bmo

    Talking To A Wall

    Is the WALL feminine..?
  14. bmo

    Scottish Wedding

    Too FUnny....