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bmo last won the day on September 11

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About bmo

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  • Birthday 01/30/1941

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  1. bmo

    Name Awareness

    As Gomer Pile Would Say - Surprise, Surprise...
  2. bmo

    Sports Repairman

    Yup - Great Job...
  3. Now I know More Stuff...
  4. bmo

    A Brave Husband

    What hospital did he wake up in..?
  5. bmo

    Pass It On

    Smart Boss...
  6. bmo

    Great Understanding

    After years they know Stuff...
  7. bmo

    The Super Salesman

    I think he's blonde..?
  8. bmo

    Head On Accident

    Good Answer...
  9. bmo

    Shiny Diamond Ring

    I'll bet he was a lawyer..!
  10. bmo

    Burning Brakes Smell

    I would be too... Ha Ha...
  11. bmo

    Super Healthy Granny

    Well spoken...
  12. bmo

    The Sandwich Situation

    Were they blonde ladies...??
  13. A.A.A.D.D. - KNOW THE SYMPTOMS..! Thank GOD there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, And notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back On the table and take out the garbage first... But then I think, Since I'm going to be near the mailbox When I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, And see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, So I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Diet Coke I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, But first I need to push the Diet Coke aside So that I don't accidentally knock it over. The Diet Coke is getting warm, And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the Diet Coke, A vase of flowers on the counter Catches my eye--they need water. I put the Diet Coke on the counter and Discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, But first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter , Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, But first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, But quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, Get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to Remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: The car isn't washed, The bills aren't paid, There is a warm can of Diet Coke sitting on the counter, The flowers don't have enough water, There is still only 1 check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, And I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, And I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, And I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.. Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
  14. bmo

    A blonde And Two Brunets

    I'll bet the cop was blonde too...