Don't feel like giving the right answer

[CyberGod 1,234]

Dnt Screw my head!!!

Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.

 

 

1. At movies: hey! Wt r u doing here?

Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't u know?..

 

 

 

2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia !why don u try again?

 

 

 

3. When i got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were u sleeping?

Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. U thought i was sleeping, u so freakin stupid!!

 

 

 

4. when they c me with shorter hair: hey Have u had a haircut?

Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!

 

 

 

5. When sm1 call on land-line n asks where r u?

Me: M in market with telephone around my neck..