uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 29, 2018 17 Favourite Country & Western Tunes 17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number 1 In Your Life, Then Number 2 On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Tooth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number One song is: 1. I Aren’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
