21 Reasons Guitars are Better than Women

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21 Reasons Guitars are Better than Women

1. A guitar has a volume knob 
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one 
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to 
4. You can unplug a guitar 
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more 
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset 
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested 
8. You can have a guitar any colour you want and no one will care 
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg. 
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it 
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar 
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set 
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking 
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required 
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free 
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out. 
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed. 
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you. 
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering. 
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke. 
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.