uk666 5,298 Report post Posted August 23, 2018 21 Reasons Why Women Are Better Than Guitars 1. Women are more fun when the power goes out 2. You cannot get your guitar wet 3. Ever try to screw a guitar? 4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" 5. A guitar won't beg to be played 6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it 7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue 8. Guitars aren't very aggressive 9. A guitar won't play you back 10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream 11. A guitar won't scratch *your* back 12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk 13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it 14. You can't play two guitars at once 15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back) 16. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings. 17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun. 18. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them. 19. You can't marry a rich guitar. 20. Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime. 21. Guitars don't taste very good. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites