I Knew I was in Trouble at Work When...

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I Knew I was in Trouble at Work When...

… Your receive a bad performance review (or two, or three)

…You're left out of the loop

...The new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of you. 

...The Security guard made a complete inventory of your work area. 

...Your assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever." 

…You're asked to provide detailed reports about time or expenses

...You got an "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime. 

…You notice more gossip and strange behaviour from your co-workers

...The Human Resources Dept. requested an update of your arrest record. 

...The boss asked if you still had a copy of your 5-year contract. 

…Your boss goes directly to your subordinates

...You noticed co-workers are measuring your office when you arrived it work. 

...Your parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster. 

...Your secretary says things like "get the phone, my nails aren't dry." 

...People began helping you to write a "desk manual" for your job. 

...The LAN suddenly began backing-up your computer every 10 minutes. 

… Your access to certain data is limited

...A large paper recycling box was placed next to your file cabinets. 

...The receptionist began saying "Who?" to anyone calling for you.