THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

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THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY 

Good: Your wife is pregnant. 
Bad: It's triplets. 
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 

Good: Your wife's not talking to you 
Bad: She wants a divorce. 
Ugly: She's a lawyer. 

Good: Your son is finally maturing. 
Bad: He's involved with the women next door. 
Ugly: So are you. 

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. 
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. 
Ugly: You're in them. 

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. 
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills. 
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them. 

Good: Your husband understands fashion. 
Bad: He's a cross-dresser. 
Ugly: He looks better than you do. 

Good: You just gave "the birds and the bees" talk to your daughter. 
Bad: She keeps interrupting. 
Ugly: With corrections 

Good: Your son is dating someone new. 
Bad: It's another man. 
Ugly: He' your best friend. 

Good: Your daughter got a new job. 
Bad: As a hooker. 
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. 
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.