uk666 5,298 Report post Posted October 31, 2018 Men’s' Room Behaviour You may expect to find one or more of the following behaviours in a men's room at any time. EXCITABLE: shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. SOCIABLE: joins friends in a piss whether he has to or not. CROSSEYED: looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is hung. TIMID: cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later. INDIFFERENT: all urinals being used, pisses in sink. Depending on the venue, may be met with complaint of "Oh maaaan!" from others. CLEVER: no hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on the floor. WORRIED: not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection. PLAYFUL: plays stream up. down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug. ABSENT MINDED: opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. CHILDISH: pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. SNEAK: farts silently when pissing, acts very innocent, knows man at next stall will get blamed. PATIENT: stands very close for a long time while waiting, reads with free hand. DESPERATE: waits in long line, legs crossed, pisses in pants. TOUGH: bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it. EFFICIENT: Wait until he has to shit, then does both. FAT: backs up and takes a blind shot urinal, pisses in shoe. LITTLE: Stands on box. DRUNK: holds left thumb in right hand. Pisses in pants. DISGRUNTLED: stands for a while, gives up, walks away. CONCEITED: holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
