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pun ishment

  1. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
  2. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
  3. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
  4. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
  5. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  6. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
  7. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  8. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
  9. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
  10. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
  11. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is too tired.
  12. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
  13. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  14. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
  15. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
  16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  17. If you don't pay your exorcist, You get repossessed
  18. With her marriage, She got a new name and a dress.
  19. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
  20. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
  21. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
  22. Every calendar's days are numbered.
  23. A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.
  24. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  25. He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
  26. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
  27. Once you've seen one shopping centre, You've seen a mall.
  28. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
  29. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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