uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 15, 2019 The Gong After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. What's up with the big brass gong? one of his guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup," replied the drunk. "How's it works?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch!" the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed...... "You asshol_e! do you know It's three-fifteen in the Morning!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
