uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 9, 2019 The More You Drink... A bloke went into a pub, sat down at the bar and ordered five pints. The barman wondered since he was alone, but served up the five pints. And the bloke downed them all... one, two, three, four, five. As he finished the last one, he called to the barman and ordered four more. The barman served up four pints and the bloke downed them... one, two, three, four. He belched, swayed a little on his stool, but ordered three more. And again, he knocked them back... one, two, three. "Two pints, mate!" he called. The barman served him two pints and down they went... one, two. "One pint, sssir!" The barman served him one but the bloke just sat there, staring at it, trying to focus. Then he told the barman: "Y'know, it'sh ssstrange, but the lesssh I drink, the drunker I feel!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
