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DEA agent come to my farm

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DEA agent come to my farm

“I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown drugs”, he said.

“By all means officer, just don’t go in that field over there”, I replied.

The DEA officer exploded, saying “Do you know who I am?! I have the authority of the federal government with me!”, he shouted before pulling a badge out of his back pocket, “Do you see this badge?! This badge means I can do what I want and I’ll go wherever I want, have I made myself clear?!”

I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my chores. 

A short while later, I hear loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life being chased by my angry rodeo bull. 

With each step, the bull was gaining ground and he seemed sure to be gored before he reached safety.

The officer looked terrified and continued to run for his life.

I threw down my tools, immediately ran to the edge of the fence and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“Your badge, show him your badge!”

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