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I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

 

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

 

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.

 

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

 

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

 

People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.

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