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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure the

nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his

clothes off. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on

the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and

climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the

man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs

the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has

an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for

the surgeon to locate and sever.

 

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are

going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room jerking-off.

Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there?"

 

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue

Cross and they have Obama Care."

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