kenner 266 Report post Posted March 4, 2012 One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish" "Dear Heavenly Father," said the nun, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ, I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways. "There must be something you would have of me " said God. "Well, there is one thing" she said. "Just name it" said God It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just me. I would like blonde jokes to stop" Consider it done" said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you." " There is one thing, but it is really small and not worth your time" said the nun. "Name it. Please" said God. " It's the M&M's" said the blonde nun. "They're so hard to peel!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
