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Man on beach

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Man sat on a towel on beach. He had no arms or legs. 3 Women walked past, felt sorry for him. One said 'have you ever had a hug?' He said 'No', she hugged him & walkd on. 2nd one said 'have you ever had a kiss?' He said 'No', she kissed him & walkd on. 3rd one said 'have you ever been fucked?' He smiled and said 'No', she bent down and whispered in his ear 'you will be when the tide comes in'.

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