Update Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

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Update Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older

1. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
2. You will find as you grow older that courage is the rarest of all qualities to be found in public life.
3. Life is sexually transmitted.
4. You don’t stop laughing because you grow older, you grow older because you stop laughing.
5. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
6. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
7. The older you grow, shorter grows you Christmas card list.
8. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
9. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
10. Don’t worry about avoiding temptation as you grow older, It will avoid you.
11. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
12. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
13. As we grow older you mind doesn't just wander, sometimes it buggers off completely.
14. Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.
15. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.