uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 27, 2020 10 Environmental Excuses for being a Lazy Slob It's not that I don't pull weeds, I'm just sequestering carbon. I would take a shower but I'm saving water, and therefore energy, and therefore the world. Getting a Big Gulp is buying in bulk, and we know that buying in bulk is not only fiscally responsible, but environmentally correct. I'd go for a run but I don't want to contribute to CO2 emissions from my elevated breathing. I'm not bumming a ride off you; I'm reducing my carbon footprint. Playing video games all night means I'm using electricity during off peak hours and I'm helping to manage our energy resources. My refrigerator is a celebration in biodiversity. I'm wearing the same clothes as yesterday to help Reduce, Reuse, and Recycle. I let my trash settle before sending it to the landfill where it would be trapped in an anaerobic environment and never decay. Eating out of cardboard containers means I don't waste water and energy doing dishes. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites