uk666 5,298 Report post Posted May 30, 2020 Heaven A preacher went into a bar and said, “Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up.” Everybody stood up except for one lonely drunk in the corner. The preacher approached the man and said, “My son, don’t you want to go to heaven when you die?” “When I die? Sure,” replied the drunk: “I thought you were taking a load up now.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites