uk666 5,298 Report post Posted July 11, 2020 Vodka Two nuns went into an off-licence and bought a bottle of Vodka for Mother Superior’s constipation. They returned pissed out of their skulls asking for another bottle. The grocer said, “I thought that was for Mother Superior’s constipation?” “It is,” they giggled: “when she sees us, she’ll shit herself.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites