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Darko

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  1. Getting Ready for a Massive Solar Storm

    1. Darko

      Darko

      I wrapped my house and truck in wire, I am ready

       

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  2. You Can't Fix Stupid

  3. Still no news on my new granddaughter. She's now 10 days late

    1. Darko

      Darko

      Just like a woman, it's normal amigo. No worries

  4. Found out my first grandchild is going to be a girl

  5. Can someone tell me how to post a request for a program? thanks I am new here

    1. Darko

      Darko

      I believe you need to make at least 10 replys you can make a request in the request section

  6. I will be gone for awhile and will miss my Good CyberPhoenix Friends :(

  7. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

    1. Darko

      Darko

      Why would i look for a blind man with all the naked women around?

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  8. I will be gone for awhile and will miss my Good CyberPhoenix Friends :(

  9. I will be gone for awhile and will miss my Good CyberPhoenix Friends :(

    1. Darko

      Darko

      What?!? You didn't ask for time off. You can NOT leave brudda! JK I Hope all is well and hurry back soon.

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  10. Party on Wayne!!!

    1. Darko

      Darko

      Wyld Stallions is from Bill & Ted's also a funny movie. 69 DUDE!!!!

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  11. A Rubik’s cube can always be solved in 20 moves or less no matter what position you start from.

    1. Darko

      Darko

      I can do it in 1. 1. Drop in trash. There problem solved lol

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  12. Ill be glad when this year is over.

    1. Darko

      Darko

      Be carefull what you wish for, you might get it. Life is tough but ya got to learn to enjoy every second of it, as crappy as it might be.....just saying

       

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  13. Mike Tyson hit me in the nose - Not really, but I feel like it

  14. Ahhhhh Rebuilding my computer never goes smooth. I might be back by wednesday.............hopefully

    1. Darko

      Darko

      It will. Same old problems. I just need to make a clean image so I can just reload it quick. I hippie soon tho. Somebody had been trying to get into my 2 warez bb accounts. Lol I lost the password.until I load my password manager lol

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  15. 5M Gmail ...OmG....

    1. Darko

      Darko

      Crap, I have like 20 accounts. Its gonna take a month to change them all lol

       

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  16. Great results from Mrs G's hospital tests. Her heart is in really good shape.

    1. Darko

      Darko

      That is great news! Give her hug and a big kiss from us

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  17. Wait, I have an Idea........Nope, it's just gas

    1. Darko

      Darko

      LOL You might not say that if you were sitting next to me

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  18. well 2day i feel better just feel like a turd on a sidewalk in the shade

    1. Darko

      Darko

      Better then stuck between someone's toes

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