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Makes sense to me...

I missed this post when it was 1st posted in Dec 2017... Looking for a new link kindly please...

Now why didn't I think of that when I went to college..!..?

I'm staying away from Evil Women who have outlived their husbands...

Ouch...

LITTLE JOHNNY Strikes Again... Johnny's teacher is giving a lesson on Nutrition, and she decides to ask her students what they had for Breakfast. To add a Spelling Component, she asks the students to also spell their answers. Susan puts up her hand and says she had an Egg, 'E-G-G' 'Very good', says the teacher. Peter says he had Toast, 'T-O-A-S-T? 'Excellent.' Johnny has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly calls on him: 'I had Bugger All', he says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'. The teacher is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude answer Later when the lesson turns to Geography, she asks the students some rudimentary questions. Susan correctly identifies the Capital of Canada. Peter is able to tell her which ocean is off Canada's East Coast. When it's Johnny's turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from the Nutrition Lesson, and decides to give him a very difficult question: Johnny, she asks, 'Where is the Pakistani Border?' Johnny ponders the question and finally says, "The Pakistani border is in bed with my mother. That's why I got Bugger All for Breakfast."

Renaming Sport Teams Politically Correct!! Although this article was more current 2 years ago, I thought you might enjoy hearing from the other side of the Political Spectrum.. No matter which side you are on in the matter of renaming the Washington Redskins, this is funny. This guy's e-mail is hilarious... Here is an e-mail sent to "Clarence Page" of the Chicago Tribune newspaper after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins Dear Mr. Page: I agree with our Native American population. I am highly jilted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward. Let's ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians. If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns. The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60's alive. Gone. It's offensive to us white folk. The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy? No! There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men's lives. I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names. Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres. Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates! Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children. The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits. Wrong message to our children. The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children. The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children. The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children. So, there you go. We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should. Just the kind of thing the do-nothing USA Congress loves. As a diehard Oregon State fan, my wife and I, with all of this in mind, suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women's athletic teams to something other than "the Beavers (especially when they play Southern California. Do we really want the Trojans sticking it to the Beavers??? I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. As for the Redskins name I would suggest they change the name to the "Foreskins" to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Washington DC.

DNA run needed... ha ha...

A lesson in the end that we can cheer about...

Love it...

Ooops... Don't want to picture that one...

Mexican Word for the Day Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Wheelchair. We Only Have One Enchilada Left, But Don't Worry "Wheelchair". Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Mushroom. When All The Family Get In The Car, There is not "Mushroom" Left. Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Bishop My Wife Fell Down The Stairs, So I had To Pick The "Bishop". Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Budweiser. That Girl Has A Nice Body, "Budweiser" Face So Ugly? Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Herpes. My Friend And I Ordered Pizza. I Got My Piece And She Gotr "Herpes". Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Chicken. My Wife WantedMe To Go To The Store, But "Chicken" Go Herself. Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Cheese. Juanita Likes Me But "Cheese" Ugly. Mexican Word for the Day Word for the day is Bodywash. I Wanted To Go To The CLub Tonight, But No "Bodywash" My Kids.

Sunday morning senior sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Profound words from Chinese Emperor "Yang Lee Zhou" All men are seduced into believing they're marrying or dating nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves.... But the maniac stays.

And it is his 4th..?? Arrogance at its peak...

Oops in a mental hospital... grin...

Good backup Plan... Grin...

I can use that one... Ha Ha...

Fooled me...?

That's when and how it started... woo woo..

Wonder... did he bring his shotgun with him...??