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Everything posted by bmo

  1. bmo

    A blonde And Two Brunets

    I'll bet the cop was blonde too...
  2. bmo

    The Umbrella Thief

    What are the odds of that huh...
  3. Hello again my friend...  I've been away a lot this summer and haven't paid much attention to the forum.?

    I was wondering if the special access is still available and what the current PW is...?

    Please update me as I've lost the details...

    Hoep the day is good to you...  Brian

    1. Rædwulf


      please reference to the PM i sent you, sir... :sun:

  4. I do not cherish 5G spreading.... Health problems going to be doubled or even more..!
  5. bmo

    Misspelled Name

    Sounds normal to me too... grin...
  6. bmo

    Equal Privileges!

    Well DOne...
  7. bmo

    Heartiest Apologies

    Kinda brings a tear to my eyes....
  8. bmo

    Talking To A Wall

    Is the WALL feminine..?
  9. bmo

    Scottish Wedding

    Too FUnny....
  10. bmo

    Two Friends meet In Heaven

    Surprise Surprise...
  11. bmo

    School Yard Bragging

    Yup - Those Southerners know how to make money...
  12. bmo

    Legal Insight

    Touche Pussycat...
  13. bmo

    Airport Security

    And he is a Professor...??
  14. bmo

    An Atheist In The Woods

    Justice served...
  15. 2 Jewish Men in Mexico Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe,"Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico?" Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter." When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The waiter says, "I don't know senor, I ask the cooks." He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, "No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews." Abe isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he is dealing with "Gringos" replies, "I check once again, senor," and goes back into the kitchen. While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere." The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews." "Are you certain?" Abe asks again. "I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!" Ready for this....... "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replies the exasperated waiter. "All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews."
  16. bmo


    Was that injury sustained in Baltimore..???
  17. bmo

    Fish Tale

    A Catholic for sure...
  18. bmo

    Joining The Police

    Yup - that'll work just fine...
  19. bmo

    Standing Ovation

    Opportunist huh - Would make a good Politician...
  20. bmo


    Was that guy Irish..?
  21. bmo

    Father Of My Kids

    Sweat gone - whew...
  22. Yippeee... fixed that teacher...
  23. bmo

    Helicopter Crash

    Got aa good point there...
  24. bmo

    Whiskey Courage

    Oops... not what he thought he'd hear huh...
  25. Didn't say anything about the new GF..?