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  1. bmo

    Best Position for Prayer

    Can't top thyat one...
  2. bmo

    Not Genuine

    Do most inmates have low IQ's..?? Great other skills tho... grin...
  3. bmo

    A Tricky Question

    Yup - I had a woops like that once...
  4. bmo

    Spiritual Preparedness

    My Kinda Guy...
  5. These Might Crack You Up... Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve. A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!” “Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.” A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …” What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats. Why should the number 288 never be mentioned? It’s two gross. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador. What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code. Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving little messages around the house. How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90. What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad. Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me! I’m dating this wonderful girl and she has a twin. People often ask me how I can tell them apart – but it’s easy, really. Jane likes to paint her fingernails and Tom has a willie.
  6. bmo

    The Church Gossip

    Mildred is now "The talk of the Town".!
  7. bmo

    Physical Activity Routine

    Been there...
  8. bmo

    Pregnant Mystery

    Out of the mouths of Babes...
  9. bmo


    My place gets that way now and then...
  10. bmo

    A Foot Race

    Smart lady - I would have contemplated doing the same...
  11. bmo

    loudest Fart wins!

    Too funny...
  12. bmo

    Beretta Pistol Testimonial

    They should wear a letter on their forhead to warn us men of these kind... ugh..
  13. Have 2 RAR files that require repair..! Any help would be appreciated... thanks....
  14. bmo

    The Roasting Pan

    Truth hurts at times... The little girl grew up instantly...
  15. bmo

    Scared Alligator

    Oops... What is Grandma going to do now... Ha Ha...
  16. bmo

    Beer Shampoo

    Great Cashier... Need more like that one...
  17. bmo

    Goodbye Mother-in-law

    Laughed out loud on that one... Cute...
  18. Just caught up on this item... A big wow and a great entry into Guinness...
  19. bmo

    Emergency Landing

    He'd say - Mickey and Donald will be there shortly...
  20. bmo

    Helpful Neighbor

    Got Him...
  21. bmo

    Jesus' Wife

    Makes Sense to Me...
  22. A Groaner... ha ha...
  23. bmo

    Emergency Landing

    That about covers things huh...
  24. bmo

    The Tea Party

    Oops moment...
  25. bmo

    Insufficient Funds

    The New Generation... duh...