bmo
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Smart woman there... But does she climax as much as Men..? DOn't think so...
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Part time job applicant here...
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Revisting the 60s Hit Titles Today Many of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "mashed potato" as if it were yesterday. They include: Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker Ringo Starr --- I Get By With A Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend A Broken Hip Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade Of Hair ? Leo Sayer --- You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations --- Papa's Got A Kidney Stone Abba --- Denture Queen "You haven't seen my teeth have you Wilma?" Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore Leslie Gore --- It's My Body, and I'll Cry If I Want To And Last but NOT least... Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
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A whole lotta truth there...
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I agree - Press 2...
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Boy Toys huh... Works I guess...
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Oops... not for human consumption...
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I can picture that one... Very funny...
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A Groaner...
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Just a Habit I guess...
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Loved it - cute...
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He's a wee bit slow huh...
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Wild and Right On...
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Now that's a Whoops...
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Made me laugh out loud...
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An Old Lion Huh....
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BIggest letdown I've heard... Golly...
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One [ or Two ] Liners... Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing. The wife's been hinting she wants something black and lacy for her birthday. So I've got her a pair of football boots! Growing up with a dyslexic father had its advantages. Whenever he caught me swearing, he used to wash my mouth out with soup! My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm! My wife apologised for the first time ever today. She said she's sorry she ever married me! Does anyone know how long you cook these "boil in the bag fish" that you win at the fun fair? My wife said I needed to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car, burnt the dinner and ignored her all day for no reason! Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. It's called wedding cake! Things turned really ugly at my house last night. The wife removed her makeup!
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What nationality was she... I gotta stay away from that sort...
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very cute n creative....
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A lot of fun stuff to look at... www.refdesk.com One could spend days linking to all this interesting stuff... Enjoy...
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Where do these two hang out... I'm up for the challenge...
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Well he is safe with the guys (I think.?)...
