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Catherine Summer Hi! What is your name? Summer. Catherine Summer. Wow, isn’t that amazing. This has never happened before. Allow me to introduce myself: I am John Snow So what’s so amazing about it? Imagine tomorrow’s headlines: 10 inches of snow in summer.

Owner Shaming Their Chickens. Hilarious

This young boy had a very good reason for his shocked expression. He was born deaf, and he needed a hearing aid inserted into his ear. This picture was taken at the exact moment that the device was turned on and he could hear for the first time.

The Sadness of an Old Man Depicting extreme sadness, this photograph is beautiful in its own manner.

Eternal Love This picture of an old couple acting like teenagers in love manages to prove the theory that love can actually be eternal.

True Happiness Doesn’t Cost a Cent This unique photo showing an old man playing a musical instrument to a child in a wheelchair. The smile of both their faces prove once and for all that true happiness doesn’t cost a cent.

Guide To Safe Fax Q: Do I have to be married to have safe fax? A: Although married people fax quite often, many single people fax complete strangers every day. Q: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old do you think someone should be before they can fax? A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedure. Q: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind? A: Certainly not, as far as we can see. Q: There is a place on my street where you can go and pay to fax, is this legal? A: Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a professional when their needs become too great. Q: Should a cover always be used for faxing? A: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should always be used to insure safe fax. Q: What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax prematurely? A: Don't panic! Many people prematurely fax when they haven't faxed in a long time. Just start over, most people won't mind if you try again. Q: I have a personal and a business FAX. Can transmissions become mixed up? A: Being Bi-FAXual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you are not supposed to.

How "THEY" Do It Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturist do it with a small prick Ambulance driver comes quicker Australians do it Down Under Bach did it using the organ Bankers do it with interest Bartenders do it on the Rocks Batman does it using his Robin Bookkeepers do it for the record Bosses delegate the task to others Chess players check their Mates Cops do it with cuffs DJs do it on request Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure Dentist do it orally Detectives do it under cover Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers Elevator men do it up and down Engineers do it to specifications Engineers do it to a first order approximation Firefighters do it with a big hose Frank Sinatra does it his way Garbage-men come twice a week Gardeners do it on the bushes Gas attendants Pump all day Golfers do it in 18 holes Landlords do it every 1st of the month Marketing reps do it on commission Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free Waiters and waitresses do it for tips

May God Save Us All Belief is a powerful thing, as depicted by this powerful photograph of a soldier in battle kissing his hand, while holding a cross.

Why did the banana go to the Doctor......Because it was not peeling well

Why was the baby strawberry crying.......Because his mom and dad were in a jam.

What do you call a deer with no eyes.......No eyed deer!

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work......A can’t opener!

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle.....Too many cheetahs!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer........I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg......Because every play has a cast.

I can totally keep secrets.......It’s the people I tell them to who can’t.

Romantic wife A wife being the romantic sort. Sent her husband a text… If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. He replied... I am taking a dump. What should I do?

I’m Not The Bad Guy This powerful photograph of a protester in front of the police manages to truly depict the harshness and brutality of police forces, especially in times of turmoil.