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Fill In The Blanks Puzzle How fast can you guess these words? F_ _K PU_S_ S_X P_N_S BOO_S _ _NDOM Answers: How many did you figure out one on my own? Tell us in the section below!

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Can You Pass The World's Shortest IQ Test? It's Just Three Questions Long, But Few Can Get Them All Right The Cognitive Reflection Test (CRT) has been hailed as the world's shortest IQ test. Apparently, it only takes three questions to separate the Einstein’s from the Homer Simpsons of this world. The quiz, developed in Princeton in 2005 by psychologist Shane Frederick, is designed to test your ability to ignore your gut response and think slower and more rationally. Or in psychology-speak, how good are you at ignoring system 1 (intuition) thinking in favour of system 2 (analytic) thinking? To succeed in the CRT, you must spend time reflecting on your answer and question your intuitive response. Of course, to prove your genius you must get all three questions correct but speed also matters. Speedier answers are another sign of a higher IQ. Remember, the questions might not be quite as simple as they first seem. Even students at some of the world's top universities (including Yale and Harvard) failed to get all three answers correct in a 2003 study. In fact, only 17 percent achieved a perfect score. So, how smart are you really? The Quiz 1. A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost? 2. If it takes 5 machines 5 minutes to make 5 widgets, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets? 3. In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake, how long would it take for the patch to cover half of the lake? Answers: Did you solve the puzzle? Was it easy? Tell us in the section below!

Married Couple A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but now, I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you." Again, the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. 60 mph. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have all the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him very nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want dear?" The wife at last replies in a quiet and very controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before, they slam into the wall at 65 mph, The wife turns to him, smiles and says. "The airbag."

Psychiatric Hotline Hello and welcome to the Psychiatric hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive # Please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent # Please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities # Please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are schizophrenic # Listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive # It doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer. If you are paranoid # We know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.

27 Funny Things My Mother Taught Me 1. WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 2. TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 3. RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 4. TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 5. SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS: “If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, THEN would you listen?” 6. LOGIC. “Because I said so, that's why." 7. MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 8. FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 9. IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 10. OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 11. CONTORTIONIST. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 12. STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 13. WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 14. HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 15. CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 16. BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 17. ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 18. ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 19. RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 20. MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." 21. ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 22. HUMOUR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 23. HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 24. GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 25. ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 26. WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 27. JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

These 30 Wonderful Brotherhood Quotes Will Make You Smile and Reflect There’s nothing like the bond between brothers. And ‘brothers’ doesn’t only refer to people born to the same parents. A brother is anyone you can depend on, who you will do anything for. Brotherhood as a larger concept entails uniting all of humanity. It is about finding it in your heart to truly care about your fellow human beings and build them up, while allowing them to lift you up too when you need it. Enjoy these brotherhood quotes that will inspire you, make you smile and cause you to pose and reflect. 1. I am smiling because you are my brother. I am laughing because there is nothing you can do about it! – Unknown 2. Brothers don’t necessarily have to say anything to each other — they can sit in a room and be together and just be completely comfortable with each other. – Leonardo DiCaprio 3. To the outside world we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other’s hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time. – Clara Ortega 4. I don’t believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them siblings, gives them mutuality of parentage. Sisterhood and brotherhood is a condition people have to work at. – Maya Angelou 5. Brotherhood is the very price and condition of man’s survival. – Carlos P. Romulo 6. You cannot see brotherhood; neither can you hear it nor taste it. But you can feel it a hundred times a day. It is the pat on the back when things look gloomy. It is the smile of encouragement when the way seems hard. It is the helping hand when the burden becomes unbearable. – Peter E. Terzick 7. I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit together at the table of brotherhood. – Martin Luther King, Jr. 8. I look to a time when brotherhood needs no publicity; to a time when a brotherhood award would be as ridiculous as an award for getting up each morning. – Daniel D. Mich 9. We cannot possibly let ourselves get frozen into regarding everyone we do not know as an absolute stranger. – Albert Schweitzer 10. On this shrunken globe, men can no longer live as strangers. – Adlai Stevenson 11. The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood. – Arthur Powell Davies 12. As life in general constituted much pain in the form of struggles against poverty, disease, ignorance, and emotional anguish, what more civilized way for people to alleviate the same than by giving themselves to one another as brothers and sisters in deed, as well as in word? – Aberjhani 13. Of a truth, men are mystically united: a mystic bond of brotherhood makes all men one. – Thomas Carlyle 14. You may call for peace as loudly as you wish, but where there is no brotherhood there can in the end be no peace. – Max Lerner 15. You cannot contribute anything to the ideal condition of mind and heart known as Brotherhood, however much you preach, posture, or agree, unless you live it. – Faith Baldwin 16. He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother. – The Hollies 17. He is my most beloved friend and my bitterest rival, my confidant and my betrayer, my sustainer and my dependent, and scariest of all, my equal. – Gregg Levoy. 18. I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three. – Unknown. 19. Being brother and sister means being there for each other. – Unknown. 20. Because brothers don’t let each other wander in the dark alone. – Jolene Perry 21. Above all things let us never forget that mankind constitutes one great brotherhood; all born to encounter suffering and sorrow, and therefore bound to sympathize with each other. – Albert Pike 22. Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all. – Alexander the Great 23. In union there is strength. – Aesop 24. Cooperation is the thorough conviction that nobody can get there unless everybody gets there. – Virginia Burden 25. So powerful is the light of unity that it can illuminate the whole earth. – Baha’u’llah 26. In all things that are purely social we can be as separate as the fingers, yet one as the hand in all things essential to mutual progress. – Booker T. Washington 27. The crest and crowning of all good, life’s final star, is Brotherhood.– Edwin Markham 28. If you really believe in the brotherhood of man, and you want to come into its fold, you’ve got to let everyone else in, too. – Oscar Hammerstein II 29. We’re all just walking each other home. – Ram Dass 30. A brother is a friend given by nature. – Jean Baptiste Legouve

Cowboy Wisdom Never kick a fresh cow dung on a hot day. There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'. Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco. It doesn’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Always drink upstream from the herd. Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson. When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back. Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. Never miss a good chance to shut up. Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads Don’t corner something meaner than you.

Every hotel room was taken "You've got to have a room or just a bed somewhere and I don't really care where," the man pleads with the hotel manager. "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force gentleman, and he might be glad to split the cost." admitted the manager. "But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have made complaints about his snoring." "No problem” the tired Navy man assured him. "I'll take it." The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" asked the manager. "Never better." The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy snoring then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Navy guy. "How'd you achieve that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the sailor explained. "So I went over to him and gave him a big kiss on the cheek, and said Goodnight beautiful……. he sat up all night watching me. "

Questions to keep you awake at night 1. When and where was the first pillow fight? 2. If Jennifer Aniston knew I existed, would she find me attractive? 3. Are there more male or female dogs in the world? 4. Who was my grandmother’s best friend’s first kiss? 5. What percentage of the United States population has seen the inside of a federal prison but never actually been incarcerated? 6. Is it better to shower and then brush one’s teeth, or vice versa? 7. What is the best kind of cookie and why? 8. Why does my wife always answer my boyfriend’s texts before she answers mine? 9. If I were to beat Michael Jordan in a one-on-one game of basketball, which of the following would I feel most acutely: pride, suspicion, or guilt? 10. If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes, would the world really be that great? 11. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a diamond? 12. What is truly the best thing since sliced bread? 13. If I could live on any planet in the Solar System besides Earth, which would it be? 14. Which came first: brown, red, or blond hair? 15. If Chuck Norris died today, what would he do tomorrow? 16. Is it better to write in black ink or blue? 17. How many words have I spoken in my life? 18. How many people have I annoyed with my words? 19. If I were a woman, what would my name be? 20. Will I ever get a definitive answer to any of these questions?

Alternative Definitions ADULT A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. HANDKERCHIEF Cold Storage. INFLATION Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN Grape with a sunburn. SECRET Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES Something other people have, similar to my character lines.

What a Kiss Mean o Kiss on the Forehead = Forever you will be mine o Kiss on the Ear = I’m horny o Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends o Kiss on the Hand = I adore you o Kiss on the Neck = We belong together o Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you o Kiss on the Lips = I love you OR I want you o Holding Hands = We can learn to love each other o Playing with the Ear = I can’t live without you o Holding on tight = Don’t let go o Looking into each other’s Eyes = Don’t leave me o Playing with Hair on Head = Tell me you love me, and just me o Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go o Laughing while Kissing = I am completely yours …. Definition of KISS from an Educational Point of View MATHS: KISS is defined as the shortest distance between 2 Lips…! ECONOMICS: KISS can best be defined as that thing for which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY…! PHYSICS: KISS is defined as the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time, by mere touching of two humid terminals…! COMPUTER: KISS is just like a LAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE for some transmissions to pass. BIOLOGY: kiss is defined as a conjugal situation whereby two buccal cavities fuss together to enhance saliva metabolism. CHEMISTRY: Kiss is defined as an exothermic or endothermic reaction that occurs as a result of fission of two lips Happy Kiss Day Sms What kisses mean: KISS ON HAND = I adore u KISS ON CHEEK = lets be friends KISS ON NECK = I want u KISS ON LIPS = I love u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE = …......let’s not get carried away!

Margaritas Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: - Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting - Incarceration - Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Table dancing - Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - And a desire to sing Karaoke WARNINGS: * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

Iconic 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO sells for a record $70 million (£52m) The Ferrari GTO smashes the previous record price for a car - set by the same model five years ago - by around $27 million (£20m). Chances are you've never heard of David MacNeil, but the WeatherTech founder and CEO has just joined one of the most exclusive clubs on Earth after paying a reported $70 million (£52 million) for a Tour de France-winning 1963 Ferrari 250 GTO. The vehicle, with the chassis number 4153 GT, is believed to be the most expensive car in the world. Chicago-based MacNeil amassed a fortune selling high-end floor mats, and has used some of the profits to assemble a world class car collection. His collection also includes a 1960 Ferrari 250 GT Berlinetta SWB, as well as a stable of other "prancing horses" including a 250 GT Lusso, 275 GTB, 365 GTB/4 "Daytona," F40, and F50. MacNeil is thought to have purchased the 300bhp motor from German racing driver Christian Glaesel, who bought it 15 years ago. Before that, it was restored in the late 1990s by Hertfordshire's DK Engineering. Powered by a three-litre V12 engine, the car can do 174mph and 0-60 in around six seconds. Despite its racing pedigree, the Ferrari has managed to steer clear of any accidents in its 55-year history- with a leading historian on the brand, Marcel Massini, calling it one of the finest three or four GTOs produced. Only 39 examples of the 250 GTO were built by the legendary Italian marque between 1962 and 1964, and it's extremely rare for an owner to part with one at any price. Some have declared that its value can't be measured in mere money