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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? Because she kept throwing the W's away..

Manchester United 'I ❤ MCR': thousands gather at Manchester attack vigil Thousands of people gathered in the centre of Manchester in a show of defiance, declaring they will not be 'beaten' or 'intimidated' in the wake of the terror attack. Crowds spilled from Albert Square on to nearby roads, standing together in an act of solidarity. Albert Square, usually packed by Mancunians celebrating Premier League victories or national holidays, was filled with supporters of the city who came to show their defiance against the terror sown at an Ariana Grande concert less than 24 hours earlier. Many carried flags, posters and placards bearing the message 'I Love Manchester', pledging unity across the city and to show the victims of the arena atrocity that wherever they are from, “they are Manchester too”. Memorials were also held across the country in London, Birmingham, Bristol, Glasgow and Belfast as the UK showed solidarity with those in Manchester. They came to prove, as the city’s bishop put it, that “love is always stronger than hate”. Manchester united football club, fans with a banner outside the Friends Arena in Stockholm. It is the Europa League football final 2017, Manchester United vs Ajax tonight (Wednesday 24 May) Wembley Stadium's arch was lit red, white and blue overnight, with "For Manchester" written on its giant screens. The New York Yankees show solidarity with Manchester I want to thank you folks, for all your support

Suicide Bomber Kills 22 At Ariana Grande Concert In Manchester Children are among the 22 killed and 59 injured in a "sickening" attack at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England, Monday night. Mother who was critically injured in the terror attack has no idea her youngest daughter Saffie, 8, is dead as she lies unconscious in hospital Twenty-two people have been killed and 59 injured after suspected attacker 22-year-old Salman Abedi detonated a home-made bomb at the end of a concert by US singer Ariana Grande at Manchester Arena. Officers were called at 22:33 BST on Monday and streets surrounding the arena and Victoria station were sealed off. Key points Death toll rises to 22; children among the dead; 59 people injured Singer Ariana Grande apologised to fans and said she is "broken" at the new Many became separated from their parents as they fled the venue and some have still not been reunited Witnesses reported seeing nuts and bolts scattered over the floor suggesting it may have been a nail bomb Suicide bomber named as 22-year-old, Manchester-born Salman Abedi 23-year old man arrested in south Manchester in connection with the attack Isis claims responsibility for bombing of Manchester Arena Authorities trying to establish whether attacker acted alone or as part of a network Arena is biggest indoor venue in UK with capacity for 21,000 Suicide bomber targeted youngsters leaving a packed pop concert by US artist Ariana Grande UK political parties suspend all campaigning for general election on June 8 The Islamic State terror group claimed responsibility for the bombing - the worst terrorist attack in the UK since the deaths of 56 people in the 7/7 London bombings of 2005. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQSAy8WPOpI

The wife got a punch in the face for crashing my new car. ....I swapped the airbag for a boxing glove.

A man’s life is like a lush, green meadow. It’s a beautiful thing until some cow comes along and shits all over it.

Anyone who says marriage is an equal partnership is talking utter bollocks. I gave up my mates, my motorbike, drinking, drugs, gambling… All she gave up was sex.

A Jamaican walks into a bank with a 25kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier… Shocked, the cashier asks..’What’s this for?’ The Rastafarian replies..’Me here to open a joint account’

Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question??

Jump We Will Catch You The Fire Brigade were trying to rescue an Irishman from the 10th floor of a burning building. Fireman shouts: “Jump and we’ll catch you in this blanket!” Irishman replies: “Feck off, I don’t trust you, lay it on the floor!

I told the paramedics the wrong blood type for my ex.. Now she’ll know what rejection feels like.

My aunt always said the slow and steady win the race.. She died in a fire.

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, “Oh, my God! Please help me!” At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, “I thought you didn’t believe in Me!” “Come on God, give me a break!!” the man pleaded. “Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the LochNess monster either!”

True The next person is content.