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A blind man walks into a library and asks, "Do you have any books on tape?" The librarian says, "Yes, yes we do, but it's not a very interesting subject."

Lego Are Like Boobs... They're meant for the kids, but the dad ends up playing with them.

Life is like toilet paper… … you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.' Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples

What's the stupidest animal in the Jungle? A Polar Bear

If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chances of a stroke by 50% Let her finish the bottle and she'll probably suck it as well.

Seriously, don't be an idiot

This is how it's done

That is truly disgusting

True The next person is going to become is a nervous wreck