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    First rule of flying with United. .....You don't talk about flying with United.
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    I used to be a fan. .....but now I am an air conditioner
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    Help help!! A man is having a heart attack, is there a doctor on the plane? .....There was.
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    Update: No more United Airline joke allowed. .....Unfortunately we've ran out of room.
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    Knock Knock... ......United Airlines
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    What did the masochist say he liked about flying with United? .....Beats me.
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    What did the dog say about the United Airlines Employee? .....Ruff
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    I was going to make a United Airlines joke. .....But someone beat me to it
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    Did you hear that rumor that Trump committed suicide? .....Turned out that it was just fake noose.
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    4 out of 5 doctors......recommend United Airlines.
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    What do you call accidental word play? .....Punintended.
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    Did you hear about the latest United app update? ......It now features drag and drop.
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    If you get pulled off before the planes even departed. .....Do you still get to join the mile high club?
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    What do Bill Cosby and United Airlines have in common? .........Beats me.
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    How does a Russian hacker get its malware onto the NSA's computers? .....By in-Stalin it.
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