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Honeymoon A man and a woman get married and are on there honeymoon. The woman walks out of the bathroom in a robe, the man says take off your robe were married now. The woman says OK and takes off her robe. Then the man asks if he can take a picture of her, she asks why and the man says: "So I can carry you with me." A few minutes later the man comes out of the bathroom in a robe. The woman says take off your robe were married now. The man says OK and takes off his robe. The woman asks if she can take a picture, the man asks why and the woman says: "So I can have it enlarged!"

Husband: "You know, I was a fool when I married you." .......Wife: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

What is the ideal marriage? .....One between a deaf man and a blind woman

What do cannibals do at a wedding? .....Toast the bride and groom.

A man inserted an ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Why is it difficult to find a husband who is sensitive, caring and good looking? .....They all already have boyfriends.

Why do brides wear white? .....It's important that the new dishwasher matches the fridge and stove.

What are a married man's two greatest assets? ....A closed mouth and an open wallet.

What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? ....Wedding Cake!