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Fun Facts about Words We speak, hear, write, and type words all day long, so words can seem pretty boring and not much fun. However, there are some pretty interesting facts about common (and a few that are not so common) words. Fun with words is not limited to rhymes and palindromes. Below are 26 fun facts about words in the English language: 1. "Stewardesses" and "reverberated" are the longest words that can be typed using only the left hand. 2. “typewriter” is the longest word in the English Language that can be spelled with the the top of the keyboard 3. "Lollipop" is the longest word that can be typed using only the right hand. 4. "Skepticisms" is the longest word that can be typed using alternate hands. 5. "Rhythm" and "syzygy" are the longest words without vowels. 6. The letters H, I, O, and X are the only letters that look the same if you flip them upside down or view them from behind. 7. "Queueing" is the only word with five consecutive vowels. 8. The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable." 9. The longest one-syllable words are "screeched" and "strengths". 10. "Fortnight" is a contraction of the 2 words "fourteen nights". 11. "W" is the only letter in the alphabet that does not have one syllable. It has three! 12. "Therein" contains ten words without rearranging any of the letters: there, in, the, he, her, here, ere, therein, herein, rein. 13. Here is a sentence which uses every letter of the alphabet ‘The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog ". 14. The word "swims' when turned upside down will still look like same i.e. ‘swims'. 15. The sentence 'Are you as bored as I am ' can be read backwards and would still make sense! 16. "Deeded" is the only word that is made using only two different letters, each used three times. 17. There are not any words that rhyme with orange, purple, silver, or month. 18. The longest word with all the letters in alphabetical order is ‘almost’. 19. The only words with three consecutive double letters are "bookkeeping" and "bookkeeper". 20. "Set" has the most definitions of any word in the English language. 21. "Boxing day" was originally celebrated in England, for the servants to the rich people. After Christmas, the servants “boxed up” all the leftovers from the rich people and bring them home. 22. If you spell out every number from 0 to 999, you will find every vowel except for "a". You have to count to one thousand to find an "a"! 23. the number 4 is the only number that has the same number of letters in it 24. The word "testify" derived from a time when men were required to swear on their testicles and hold their testicles in their hand. 25. The highest scoring word in the game Scrabble is "quartzy". 26. "Subcontinental" is the only word that uses each vowel only once and in reverse alphabetical order.

Kung Fu Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar. I asked him if he knew kung fu or some other martial art. He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!” “No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?......He wipes his butt.

Why do hamburgers go to the gym...... To get better buns

What did the porcupine say to the cactus?.....Is that you mommy?

The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.....But the invention of the switch really turned us on.

Why was the blind guy always so happy?....He couldn't see any reason not to be!

I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too.....Hopefully they’ll never meet.

All of the heroes of Overwatch have natural hair colors.....Because heroes never dye.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?....He neverlands.

I like my women how I like my light bulbs....Hot and bright

I was furious when I found my wife's profile on an on-line dating website....That lying bitch isn't, "Fun to be around."

The guy who invented throat lozenges just died....I heard there will be no coffin at his funeral.

I dreamt about a horse last night....It turned out to be a night mare.

what do you call the dynamic duo after they've been crushed by a steam roller?....Flatman and Ribbon.

At a wedding reception, the best man said, 'would all the married men please stand next to the person that made their lives worth living.'...The poor bartender was crushed to death.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's....Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

I bought a thesaurus at a store today. Brought it home to find all the pages were blank....I have no words to describe how angry I am

I opened the door last night to carol singers & said "Do you know Silent Night?"....."Yes" they replied "Well piss off then because I want one!"

I can't help but be disappointed at the brand new Rolex I received for my birthday from the lesbian couple next door...... I think they misunderstood when I said 'I wanna watch'.

I don't understand why Mexicans are so upset that Trump is going to build a wall. They should just get over it.

I got sick at the airport.......My doctor said it was terminal

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.