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  1. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back

  2. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      uh what hehehe

  3. back on the job a great big THANK YOU to tech 4 taking up the slack

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      No problem my Friend

  4. BANG BOOOOOM POP another 4th has came and went

  5. been on a fish and rice diet for the last two weeks fell of the wagon had a burger last night it was yummy but feel guilty today lol

  6. been one of thoses weekends when everything goes bad dog of 15 yrs died vehicle has to be put in the shop neighbors are being assholes hot as hell grrrrrrr i give up

    1. dalmar6677

      dalmar6677

      Hang in there my friend, Im sorry to hear of your loss, I cried like a baby when my last dog died.

  7. been sick all weekend ran a temp of 102 for over half a night temp finally broke i think it,s a summer cold nagging cough

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      Please take care my Friend

    2. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      o i will nothing a few bourbons and alka-seltzer plus want take care of

  8. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      I call my girl "Talk to Much" :) once the passy came out she hasn't shut-up up yet since

       

    2. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      lol u know it bud lol

       

  9. cold out today got stew cooking in the slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww cooker :)

  10. come on karma be my friend :)

  11. dam it,s monday again !!!!!

  12. Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend?

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      I do trust there helpers as some have Pretty Girls - Like mine :)

  13. ever cough so hard you fart/ sneeze @ the same time ? who needs drugs

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    2. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      ya but girls don't have things flip-flopping around down there*well in general*to go a swinging as you rip one off while trying to blow ur nose it can be an adventure fer sure

    3. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      hahaha I didn't know Frogs could talk - That's what I would say

    4. ghostxdreams2
  14. feeling like a run over dog turd believe i,m just going to lay up on the couch 2day

  15. feeling much better today e1 have a safe 4th of july

  16. get on the internet and complain lol love it

  17. God must love stupid people. He made SO many

  18. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

  19. got to do a brake job on the wife's car 2-day is it over yet?

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      You better test drive it multi times before you give it bact to her. Good luck

    2. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      all done had a buddy come by and he helped me out she only hit one tree two curbs and one mex----------well it needed greasing anyways *snicker*

    3. Tech 425
  20. Grandpa always said there is no such thing as a dumb question but there sure are a lot of dumb answers

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      How true, but we got alot of dumb people now days - Look @ the US Government

    2. ghostxdreams2

      ghostxdreams2

      you are sooooooooooooo right my friend you are so right

  21. hay tech come here quick look threw this hole in the fence

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      Ouch dang you :) but she did look Good ;)

    2. ghostxdreams2
  22. hello Monday my old friend

  23. Here it is again monday uggggggggggggggggggggg

  24. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

    1. Tech 425

      Tech 425

      I would like to know why also

    2. Saa212

      Saa212

      why dont they use a lighter huh ?

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