How to Know If U're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married? How Do You Know If You're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married?

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How to Know If U're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married?

How Do You Know If You're In Love, In Lust, Or Really Married?

 

 

 

LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.

MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.

 

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."

LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."

MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?

 

LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."

LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."

MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.

 

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.

LUST - When you only see each other naked.

MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

 

LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.

LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.

MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.

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1. Q. What's the diff between Complete & Finished?

 

Ans. If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

 

 

 

 

2. Men want three qualities in wives:

Economist in the kitchen,

artist at home

and devil in the bed.

 

 

But they get an artist in kitchen,

a devil at home

and an economist in Bed.

 

 

 

 

3. A couple had a fight one night.

 

Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids.

 

Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

 

 

 

 

4. After marriage, husband and wife

become two sides of a coin;

 

They just can’t face each other,

but still they stay together...