College professors describe a kiss ....

[CyberGod 1,234]

College professors describe a kiss ...

 

College professors describe a kiss

:

 

*COMPUTER SCIENCE*

"A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte."

 

*ALGEBRA*

"A kiss is two divided by nothing."

 

*PHYSICS*

"A kiss is a contraction of the mouth due to an expansion of the heart."

 

*CHEMISTRY*

"A kiss is the reaction resulting from the interaction between two hearts."

 

*ACCOUNTING*

"A kiss must be considered an investment that is profitable when returned."

 

*ECONOMICS*

"A kiss is one of those things for which the demand is always higher than

the supply."

 

*PHILOSOPHY*

"A kiss is persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth, and homage for

the old."

 

*THEOLOGY*

"A kiss is divine."

 

*EARTH SCIENCES*

"A kiss is a clean, green, renewable energy resource that works best when

recycled often."

 

*PHARMACOLOGY*

"A kiss is an oral stimulant taken by mouth that can often cure what ails

you."

 

*LAW*

"A kiss is when the party of the first part and the party of the second

part have reached a mutually beneficial understanding that two (2) pair of

lips shall co-exist in, for all practical purposes, the same space and time

for a temporary period."

 

*POLITICAL SCIENCE*

"A kiss is that which will cost your career if experienced with anyone

other than your spouse."

 

*ENGINEERING*

"I'm sorry. I'm not familiar with that word."

[Vignesh Nallamad 209]

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