ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted June 17, 2012 Your father is drunk To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why, Daddy's home and I think he's drunk. He's walkin' real slow, he slurs when he speaks, I don't even think he's shaved in two weeks, Daddy's home and boy is he drunk, He spent most of our money on Johnny Walker Black And then he took all of the rest and lost it at the track. Sooooooo.... You better not pout, you better not cry, I don't like that look in his eye, Daddy's home and I think he's.... Daddy's home and boy is he....... Daddy's home and he's really drunk! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Brag about parents An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. "My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?" "Yes," said the Navy brat. "My dad has built them." Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?" "Yes." "It's my dad who's killed it!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dad will never say Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that. 7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY. 6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? 5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party. 4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. 2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. 1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenner 266 Report post Posted June 17, 2012 Nice. LOL 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted June 17, 2012 now thats an avatar 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted June 17, 2012 Good one Dragon and yes I like kenner's avatar too 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CyberAbc 290 Report post Posted June 17, 2012 welcome to Dragon_Skull, u r amazing Happy father's day!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
