wintergreen 18 Report post Posted February 7, 2014 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, arm in a sling, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his neck. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened."Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake.""What did you do?" Asks the doctor."Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that." 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted February 7, 2014 good 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted February 7, 2014 I guess da wife didn't see the golf ball !! LMAO!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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