ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted February 21, 2014 An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her frontporch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairygodmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will begranted three wishes."Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be reallyrich."** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold."And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautifulprincess."*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman."Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front ofthem."Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome thananyone could possibly imagine.She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak,he saunters across the porch in his catlike way and whispers in herear, "Bet you're sorry you had me neutered, aren't you?" 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlebit 247 Report post Posted February 22, 2014 Ahahahahahahahahaha 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
