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THE COW, THE ANT, AND THE OLD FART

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THE COW, THE ANT, AND THE OLD FART
 
A cow, an ant, and an old fart are debating about who is the greatest of the three of them. 
 
The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
 
The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter.
I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

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Well I stepped on the Ant to get to the Cow so we could have Steaks for dinner

 

So I'm the Greatest :P

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