Georgia Grandma

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Georgia Grandma

Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a

question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

 

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney

called his... first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly

woman to the stand. He approached her and asked,

'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded,

'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you

since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big

disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife,

and you manipulate people and talk about them behind

their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't

the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more

than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

 

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do,

he pointed across the room and asked,

'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

 

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley

since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he

has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship

with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the

entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

 

The defense attorney nearly died.

 

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and,

in a very quiet voice, said,'If either of you idiots asks her if

she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair...!!

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That sounds like my Southern Georgia Grandma