ghostxdreams2 1,488 Report post Posted January 9, 2012 STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM I would have given him 100%! Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle. Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page. Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid. Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage. Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams. Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner. Q7. What looks like half an apple? *The other half. Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet. Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? *No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? *You will never find an elephant that has only one hand... Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? *Very large hands! Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crac 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
parker216 101 Report post Posted January 9, 2012 LOL!!! That person was brilliant!!!! Give them a 100 A+!!!!!:clap: If I were the teacher, I would have given that student at least an A-....sarcasm at that level is not easy to achieve!!!! HA HA HA !!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tech 425 3,942 Report post Posted January 10, 2012 How did you get my test, hehe :lol sign: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Renster 16 Report post Posted January 13, 2012 That was absolutely brilliant in my opinion. Outstanding! haha. Wow! Just incredible. Good post Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
duckyy 1 Report post Posted January 13, 2012 geniously well done give him an A* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites