uk666 5,298 Report post Posted February 16, 2017 Put-downs - Unpleasant Insults and Put-downs for everyday use You grow on people...so does cancer. If shit were music, you would be an orchestra. You should do some soul-searching. You might just find one. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know. You really are as pretty as a picture. I know I would love to hang you. He is short; he would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. Not anyone who told you to be yourself could have given you any worse advice. There are only two things I dislike about her - her faces. Would you like some cheese to go with that whine? I can tell that you are lying - your lips are moving. This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person. She is the first in her family born without tail. You have an inferiority complex - and it is fully justified. If we killed everybody who hates you, it would not be murder - it would be an apocalypse! Make somebody happy. Mind your own business. Ordinarily people live and learn, but you, you just live. You are not as bad as people say - you are much, much worse. Her origins are so low; you would have to limbo under her family tree. I know you always have your ear to the ground. How is life in the gutter? Talk is cheap. But that's OK - so are you. You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk. Her mouth is dirtier than a rubber toilet seat. He is better at sex than anyone is. Now all he needs is a partner. You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you are doing your best. You are the best at all you do- and all you do is make people hate you. She has more faces than Mount Rushmore. People would follow him anywhere...but only out of morbid curiosity. His personality's split so many ways, he goes for group therapy on his own. If truth is stranger than fiction, then you must be truth! If sex were fast food, you would have and M-shaped arch over your head. Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly. Put-downs to use at work Thank you. We are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. I do not know what your problem is, but I bet it is hard to pronounce. I see you have set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. It might look like I am doing nothing, but at the cellular level I am really quite busy. I will try being nicer if you will try being smarter. I am out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. How about never? Is never good for you? This is not an office. It is hell with fluorescent lighting. How do I get a laser printer to stun? Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done. Well, aren’t we just a ray of sunshine? Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? Do not bother me. I am living happily ever after. Do I look like a people person? I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. You! Off my planet!! Therapy is expensive, and popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. It sounds like English, but I cannot understand a word you are saying. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I am already visualising the duct tape over your mouth. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure? The fact that no one understands you does not mean you are an artist. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
